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If you're looking for a blog with meaningful content on the important issues of the day, you've come to the wrong place. This is the shallows, my friend. Nothing but shallowness as far as the eye can see. Let someone else make sense of things. I like it here.

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I love my grown children, miss all the dogs I ever had, and I cry at the drop of a hat, I believe in true love, destiny, fairness, and compassion. If I could be anywhere right now, it would be the ocean. My favorite city is New York, but I am always longing for London and craving more time in Copenhagen. I'm drawn to desolate places, deserted buildings, and unknown byways. I don't care how society perceives me as long as my gut tells me that what I'm doing is right. I am interested in paranormal things, spiritual things, historical things, and things that glow at night. I like to drink, I smoke when I write, I can't stand small talk, and despite my quick temper, I would rather kiss than fight. I'm selfish with my writing time, a spendthrift with my love. My heart has been broken so many times that it's held together with super glue and duct tape. The upside is that, next time, I won't be tempted to give away what I no longer have to give. But I will let you buy me a Pink Squirrel.
MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT

MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT

MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT
Not that there's any weight to it...
IN A WORLD FILLED WITH COMPLEX POLITICAL ISSUES, SOCIAL INEQUALITY, AND FINANCIAL UNCERTAINTY, I CONSIDER IT MY GIFT TO YOU, MY READER, TO OFFER THIS SHALLOW LITTLE HAVEN, WHERE NOTHING IS TOO SHALLOW, TOO INSIGNIFICANT, OR TOO RIDICULOUS TO JUSTIFY OUR ATTENTION. IN OTHER WORDS, IF IT'S NOT IMPORTANT....SO WHAT? NEITHER WAS MARILYN MONROE'S BRA SIZE. AND THAT STILL SELLS MAGAZINES, DOESN'T IT?
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

MORE TOILET ART...


Well, here it is the eve of the Fourth, and as my friends and family members prepare to celebrate tomorrow, I have decided to ignore all requests to make potato salad in order to bring you, my fellow Shallowites, yet another post on toilet art. No need to thank me. I live to serve. Your job is simply to enjoy. So...ready? Good. Let's make like the Charmin and roll...


And you thought real clowns were scary...


Wonder what Mick Jagger would think? Maybe "Satisfaction"....


You don't have to be a musician to use this toilet, but it probably helps...


Ever wondered what happened to all those goldfish you flushed down the toilet when you were a kid? Mystery solved.


Who says that taking a leak can't be a religious experience?


Gives the term "ladies room" a whole new connotation, doesn't it?


For those times when you forget to bring along a little reading material...


These urinals really hit the right note...


Putting the sexy back into urination...


Money may not buy happiness, but it can pay for a pretty swanky toilet...


Not for the faint of heart...


Sink into pink...with a glass of wine. Why not?


The "Angry Man" toilet. For those who just don't feel like taking a leak, but have no choice.


For the masochist who has everything...

Well, that's it for this toilet art post. Hope you enjoyed your little stroll through the bizarre world of unusual urinals and toilet bowls. See you next time. Skol! oxoxxoxoxoxoxo

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