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If you're looking for a blog with meaningful content on the important issues of the day, you've come to the wrong place. This is the shallows, my friend. Nothing but shallowness as far as the eye can see. Let someone else make sense of things. I like it here.

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I love my grown children, miss all the dogs I ever had, and I cry at the drop of a hat, I believe in true love, destiny, fairness, and compassion. If I could be anywhere right now, it would be the ocean. My favorite city is New York, but I am always longing for London and craving more time in Copenhagen. I'm drawn to desolate places, deserted buildings, and unknown byways. I don't care how society perceives me as long as my gut tells me that what I'm doing is right. I am interested in paranormal things, spiritual things, historical things, and things that glow at night. I like to drink, I smoke when I write, I can't stand small talk, and despite my quick temper, I would rather kiss than fight. I'm selfish with my writing time, a spendthrift with my love. My heart has been broken so many times that it's held together with super glue and duct tape. The upside is that, next time, I won't be tempted to give away what I no longer have to give. But I will let you buy me a Pink Squirrel.
MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT

MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT

MY SHALLOW MISSION STATEMENT
Not that there's any weight to it...
IN A WORLD FILLED WITH COMPLEX POLITICAL ISSUES, SOCIAL INEQUALITY, AND FINANCIAL UNCERTAINTY, I CONSIDER IT MY GIFT TO YOU, MY READER, TO OFFER THIS SHALLOW LITTLE HAVEN, WHERE NOTHING IS TOO SHALLOW, TOO INSIGNIFICANT, OR TOO RIDICULOUS TO JUSTIFY OUR ATTENTION. IN OTHER WORDS, IF IT'S NOT IMPORTANT....SO WHAT? NEITHER WAS MARILYN MONROE'S BRA SIZE. AND THAT STILL SELLS MAGAZINES, DOESN'T IT?
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

BISEXUAL CONFESSIONAL


As an adjunct post to the one I just did on the "shocking" revelation that Mick Jagger and David Bowie hooked up back in the early 70s, I thought I'd add some perspective by revealing some allegedly (and not so allegedly) bi-sexual stars that Mr. Jagger didn't sleep with...at least as far as we know.


JAMES DEAN: STILL ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SEXY DEAD GUYS AROUND...AND SOOOO BISEXUAL.


WALTER PIDGEON. STARRED WITH GERMAINE GREER IN "MRS. MINERVA" AND YELLED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE IN "NETWORK TV". SWUNG BOTH WAYS. ALLEGEDLY.


OH, RUDY! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT RUDOLPH VALENTINO WAS BI? HEADS UP: SO WAS ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS, JANE ACKER. SEEMS THAT THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD HAD A FEW TARNISHED CORNERS...AT LEAST AS FAR AS SOME PEOPLE WERE CONCERNED. BUT AS LATIN LOVERS GO, I THINK THE "THE SHEIK" STILL HOLDS THE BAR ON CHARISMA AND ALL AROUND MYSTIQUE.


CYNTHIA NIXON MADE IT CLEAR WHEN SHE SAID "BISEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE." WAS THAT WHY SHE WAS ALWAYS SLURPING ALL THOSE COSMOPOLITANS ON 'SEX AND THE CITY"? PERSONALLY, I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE SHE HAD TO SPEND ALL THAT TIME PRETENDING TO BE REPRESSED.


ANNA PACQUIN IS MARRIED TO A MAN, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A WOMAN. SHE SAYS SHE'S BI. GUESS THAT'S WHY SHE PLAYS A VAMPIRE ON "TRUE BLOOD." THE UNDEAD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR THEIR BITING EDGE WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE.


LADY GAGA. OF COURSE.


THE ORIGINAL "GRETA." MS. GARBO WAS ONE CLASSIC MOVIE STAR WHO DARED TO BE HERSELF...AND WE'RE STILL DISCOVERING HOW MANY FACETS THERE WERE TO THAT "SELF." SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BE ALONE. BUT WHEN SHE WASN'T...IT WAS ON HER OWN TERMS.

Well, that's it for now. Hope you learned something. If not, I've done my job. Here's to keeping it shallow. Skol! xoxxoxoxxoxo

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