BISEXUAL CONFESSIONAL

As an adjunct post to the one I just did on the "shocking" revelation that Mick Jagger and David Bowie hooked up back in the early 70s, I thought I'd add some perspective by revealing some allegedly (and not so allegedly) bi-sexual stars that Mr. Jagger didn't sleep with...at least as far as we know.

JAMES DEAN: STILL ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SEXY DEAD GUYS AROUND...AND SOOOO BISEXUAL.

WALTER PIDGEON. STARRED WITH GERMAINE GREER IN "MRS. MINERVA" AND YELLED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE IN "NETWORK TV". SWUNG BOTH WAYS. ALLEGEDLY.

OH, RUDY! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT RUDOLPH VALENTINO WAS BI? HEADS UP: SO WAS ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS, JANE ACKER. SEEMS THAT THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD HAD A FEW TARNISHED CORNERS...AT LEAST AS FAR AS SOME PEOPLE WERE CONCERNED. BUT AS LATIN LOVERS GO, I THINK THE "THE SHEIK" STILL HOLDS THE BAR ON CHARISMA AND ALL AROUND MYSTIQUE.

CYNTHIA NIXON MADE IT CLEAR WHEN SHE SAID "BISEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE." WAS THAT WHY SHE WAS ALWAYS SLURPING ALL THOSE COSMOPOLITANS ON 'SEX AND THE CITY"? PERSONALLY, I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE SHE HAD TO SPEND ALL THAT TIME PRETENDING TO BE REPRESSED.

ANNA PACQUIN IS MARRIED TO A MAN, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A WOMAN. SHE SAYS SHE'S BI. GUESS THAT'S WHY SHE PLAYS A VAMPIRE ON "TRUE BLOOD." THE UNDEAD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR THEIR BITING EDGE WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE.

LADY GAGA. OF COURSE.

THE ORIGINAL "GRETA." MS. GARBO WAS ONE CLASSIC MOVIE STAR WHO DARED TO BE HERSELF...AND WE'RE STILL DISCOVERING HOW MANY FACETS THERE WERE TO THAT "SELF." SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BE ALONE. BUT WHEN SHE WASN'T...IT WAS ON HER OWN TERMS.

Well, that's it for now. Hope you learned something. If not, I've done my job. Here's to keeping it shallow. Skol! xoxxoxoxxoxo